It’s winter, so I like to hibernate with as many girls who aren’t my “stay at home wife” on disability….
So I’ve got this one girl named Ruth and whenever I cum in a girl named Ruth, I think, shit, I’d hate to impregnate a girl named Ruth…sure I’d hate to impregnate any girl my half hard dick throws up inside, but having to say that name ever again, mainly in sex, is terrifying to me….
So if you’re name is Ruth…I feel for you…legally change it, find a nickname, because I can assure you I am not the only one who is cumming in a Ruth who hates the name…but I guess when you factor in the pussy you’re having unprotected sex with, names don’t matter….I mean the majority of girls I’ve had sex with have no names…
That said, Hi Ruth…I hope my penis doesn’t get your vagina’s cold…
Here are some stepLINKS in the morning..
Mirror Selfies…
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What the Hell is Going On in this Pic
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The 24K Gold Crystal Donut
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14 things Trump Believes…
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Things that Bounce GIF
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Hannah Davis in a Bikini
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Mark Cuban Gives Shitty Advice
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Some Kate Bock Model Slut
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Girls in Bed…
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