The highlight of my weekend is always going to the stripclub and realizing that I’m even too disgusting to give lap dances to….even when I’m paying…
I got rejected from at least 8 – 10 girls and the only one willing to let me grab her tits for 10 dollars a song was some boxy 7 foot tall monster with no neck…
Dreams don’t come true.
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Huge Tits
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Some Star Wars Character Undercover Boss
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Justin Bieber’s Lilac Hair
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Nyc Opens a masturbation Booth…
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How To Buffet
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Tila Tequila Needs a New Sofa
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Sean Penn’s War on Drugs
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Laura Dern went on a date with Common
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Scary Doll Comes To Life
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Khloe Kardashian’s Nipples
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Will Forte Half Beard Face
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Elsa Hosk in Pink
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94 Year Old Playing the Piano…
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Older Guy Out Dances Everyone in The Room
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