Despite Coldplay’s horrible British weirdness, The SuperBowl is the biggest sporting event in America, and there’s nothing more American than the entertainment industry, filled with fame whores and people they’ve made celebrities out of, you know the overly rich people, living the good life, the Glamourous life, the access to everything life, pretty much mocking the common man in his shitty debt filled life who obsesses over them and buys into the fantasy that is their absurdity….and excess..
So while you were watching a TV you financed, on cable bill you owe money on, being fed marketing messages by advertisers, making you want to buy things you don’t need, while eating shitty food that will lead to your premature death..
These bitches were naturally events, high profile – invite only events surrounding the Superbowl…
Here’s the highlights….
Ashley Greene…the girl who pretended to be a virgin despite being Florida trash who turned famous and we all know how that happens…
Adriana Lima creatively hiding her old, squared out, mom body…
Ambrosio was there too..
Chanel Iman in Very Little Clothing – because she’s a Lingerie Model People – Used to Nakedness – Stop Being So Uptight…Racists…
January Jones has a Hard Nipple….
Emanuelle Chriqui is an Old Canadian Jew…with Tits…
SI Model and Hooker – Sam Hoopes – WHo Looks Trashy and Beat the Fuck Up – with a Spry Tank on some Low Level stripper vibe – Doing it…
Karreuche Tran’s Side Tit
Jenny McCarthy Must Die…
Annalynne McCord’s Got it All Figured Out…
Hailey Baldwin – because her Uncle is really famous…
Genevieve Morton Lookin’ Good…
Remember the girl from the Blurred Lines Video – She still had tits – I know her face doesn’t look good -but those tits are tits!
Olivia Jordan is Great…
TO SEE ALL THE “celebs” doing Superbowl things CLICK HERE