Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was talking to a girl last night who was amazed that I never had kids, never wanted kids, and that I’ve devoted myself for the less responsibility bearing position of stepfather….

To which I said, it’s not so much that babies ruin lives and I have no interest having my naps interrupted….and when I am too old to care for myself, the plan is Asian nurse in Thailand…

More importantly, I said that no woman has ever wanted to carry my child. They didn’t want me to reproduce, possibly because there’s something wrong with me…but probably because I’m paying them 50 bucks to be there and I’m banking on their drug addictions to help them not identify me and my fake name if they do get pregnant, more importantly, to make them infertile..

I like having these talks of family…so early in the morning…

Girls in Beanies

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Kanye on Cosby Being Innocent

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Woman Repeats Wrong Answer 8 Times

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Polar Bear Attacks a WOman

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Lena Dunham – Vagina Problems

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Tom Hardy’s Dick…is a Dick

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Fixing iPhone with Dry Ice

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Hot Pics of Lia Marie Johnson – Some Youtube Star

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Some Tits in a Yellow Bra

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Fuller House Trailer

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Ellen With the Cast of FUller House – DJ TANNER is Hot

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day February 10th, 2016