Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 5 in Facebook Jail
I’ve already lost 5 pounds being in facebook jail, I guess what they say about prison life is true, just you and time, and with that time the only thing to do is lift weights, otherwise you’ll just get raped as the pussy bitch on the block…
Only unlike real jail, facbeook jail just lowers stress levels and brings you to a state of zen, you sleep better without feeling agitated or staring at a phone screen in bed all night hoping a pussy pic will arrive to jerk off to…
Unlike real jail, facebook jail just allows you to find your life again…what real human life is about….and that’s using tinder to negotiate your pussy pics…
Here are some stepLINKS…
These Girls are Wet!
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Price is Right Contestant Wins an Aston Martin
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Kanye Thinks His is 50 Percent More Influential than Picasso!
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Crazy Downhill Race in Colobia
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Some Fame Whore Slut
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Gwyneth Paltrow Making Songs About Jimmy Kimmel is Creepy as fuck
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Carlton VS Scott Disick
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Nina Dobrev – SINGLE….
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Girlfriend Not Impressed with New Car
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Some Slut of the Day
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Bathing in Beer is the Weirdest Shit Ever
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The Pope Gets Mad!
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Shocking to Think the Kim Kardashian is Participating in the Kanye Famewhoring
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