Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 9.5 in Facebook Jail
The highlight of my weekend in Facebook prison is taking my trolling to real life.
It’s the leaving the inappropriate comments, or saying the inappropriate troll thing to stir up people, by just saying it loud enough for them to hear or just saying it to their faces…
The first conflict I remember was with a very old lady who was sour and wished death upon my harmless, angel of a pug….she said something like “I hope your dog gets eaten by a coyote because he’s small”…when really they are coywolf’s this is canada bitch…..so I said “I hope you die, because you’re old”..
Then I had some conflict because a girl kept bringing up rape and rape culture and I had to advise her that she’s got nothing to worry about, there are better options for rapists.
I also had conflict at the Chinese restaurant because they brought me a fork, assuming that as a Mexican I don’t know how to use chop sticks, maybe I have asian adopted parents or my sex is handjobs at asian massage parlors, or maybe, just maybe using chop sticks is cultural approrpriation like wearing an Indian headdress….racism everywhere.
The last conflict I had was with a homeless guy who thought he worked for the government because his check’s have the government logo on it, thanks welfare. He was some ex addict and now Christian..that was barely conflict, he just got in my face….so I said something like “Maybe no black people deserved to be nominated for Oscars based on heir performance, should they just be nominated for their color because of their color” … Jesus freaks – right..
Here are some stepLINKS
Big Big Tits
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Borat’s New Character with Girls in Bikinis
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Gillian Jacobs is Busty…
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The Hottest Bikini Ever
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Rihanna and Drake in a Slutty Video
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Taylor Swift Peer Pressured to Give Kesha 250k cuz of Twitter…
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Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits
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Dove Cameron’s New Young Pussy and her Tits to Obsess Over
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Josephine Skriver for VS
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Erin Heatherton Anus
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Old Man Marries 12 Year Old Social Experiment
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Sniper plays Airsoft in the Snow
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Mythbusters Implode a Tanker Train
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Views From Above Greece is Awesome
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Angie Harmon’s Old – But Has Abs
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Charlotte McKinney’s Big Tits Busting Out
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Kim Kardashian’s First Baby Photo
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Guy Knocks Out 2 Guys and Runs from the Police
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50 Cent’s Bankruptcy Judge Wants to Know About This Pile of Money He Instagrammed
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Jessica Lowndes…Slut
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Weird Bootleg iPhone Charger
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Gaga Walking the Runway is Terrifying
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Jessica Lowndes Hooking at Chateau Marmont
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Rita Ora’s Big Tits
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Bernie Sanders Street Cred
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Johnney Depp Doesn’t Smell Like a Hobo
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Toronto Zoo Pandas
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Geography Fail on Wheel of Fortune
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Renee Olstead’s Big Tits
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Caitlyn Jenner Can’t Find a Date
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Drunk Monkey in a Knife Fight
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Danica Patrick for LYFT
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So Many Amazing Hot Thigh Gaps
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Erin Heatherton – Bikini-less
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Girl on ALl Fours of the Day
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Naked Lingerie Cam Girl Babe
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Hidden Talent!
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Fat Chicks Fighting
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Big Tits in a GLUTEN Shirt
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Bag Girl in the Car
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Naked Girl Walking
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Hula Girl of the Day
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Nude Cello
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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