Saoirse Ronan for Interview Magazine of the Day

Saoirse Ronan is some Irish actress who is nominated for her second Oscar for the movie Brooklyn…her first was in 2007 for something called Atonement, when she was a tween….because she’s only 21 now…

Not that I think the Oscars are important, I do think they are bullshit and in the grand scheme of the world, they don’t matter. But they can make a fucking career for a bitch…so to be nominated for 2 by 21 is pretty insane…

I’ve never been nominated for an Oscar and I can say with certainty that I will never be nominated for an Oscar, and I can say that when I was 21, I was still getting boners at strip clubs without contact…you know figuring out how to get to the all you can eat buffet before 6 pm for the $2 cover charge…was my big accomplishment…

So it’s impressive…I guess…at least more impressive that these soaking wet pics, and not the good kind of soaking wet (see through panties) but rather the cold soaking wet that looks uncomfortable…for Interview Magazine…perfect for you “drowning hookers fetishists”…

Here are the pics…

Saoirse Ronan for Interview Magazine of the Day February 25th, 2016