Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 12 in Facebook Jail

I met three college girls at some really grimy bar, that was once for alcoholics and addicts and hookers, but is now the fun ghetto place for college kids to have cheap beer and feel authetic…

These girls were bragging to me about not using condoms, while fucking everyone, and how they’ve each had Chlamydia more than once…

It got me thinking that I’ve fucked hookers unprotected, and girls who were worst than hookers unprotected, and I’ve never got an STD, yet these white girls with rich parents are bragging about STDs because like drinking at that bar, it gives them street cred…

It was at that moment that I realized, fuck, I’m 46 years old, and I’ve never had an STD, but I want these girls to give me one, so that I can feel youthful and relevant again…

You know the modern EATING BABIES FOR THEIR SOUL….is now getting their CLAP…

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USA Women’s Gymnastics

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Sony Can’t Free Kesha – But Kesha Will Keep Crying About It

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Women Reverses Into a Shop

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Terry CREWS Porn Addiction

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Kylie Jenner Swears She Didn’t Get a Boob Job….

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Katy PErry is Jon Benet Ramsey

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Lily Aldridge in LUI…

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Over Excited Dog…

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Hot Girls in Sunglasses

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day February 26th, 2016