Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 12.5 in Facebook Jail
It’s OSCAR WEEKEND – CHECK OUT MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT CLICK HERE
It’s Oscar Weekend and I generally try not to watch Award shows anymore, I used to LiveBlog the shit, but seems pointless when the rest of the world is doing the same thing…
I guess now that I’m in Facebook jail, I can look forward to NOT SEEING people’s predictions, commentary and overall annoying behavior that if you were in a room with them, would probably make you want to punch them in the face, but on social media, we accept it all and join the conversation – like it’s even a conversation…
It’s Oscar weekend…and you shouldn’t care, Oscars are a dated concept the internet killed off their relevance because now it’s all about social media…but maybe it’s a good excuse to pawn myself onto some girl with cable’s house where I start jerking off to the in memorial shit…
Here are the rest of the LINKS…
Honest Trailers of Oscar Nominated Movies
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Things that Bounce….
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A 16 Year Old Almost Took Out Kim Cattrall’s House
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Justin Beiber’s New Step Mom in Underwear…
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Taryn Manning’s DJ Set is Haunted by Brittany Murphy’s Ghost…
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Tallulah Willis Chest
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Jennifer Bambi Martine in a Bikini
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Slutty Rachel McAdams..
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Elizabeth Banks in a Sheer Dress
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Jen Garner on Ben Affleck!
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Kylie Jenner Didn’t Get Boobs…
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Leo’s New Pussy
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How Much Stock It Takes to Stock a Cruise Ship
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Abbey Lee Kershaw Bikini Top
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Jenna Dewan – Beach Photoshoot
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Kelly Rohrbach on Baywatch..
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UK Tit Flash
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Miranda Kerr’s Jogging..
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Woman Reverses Into a Shop Window
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How Full House Deals with Michelle’s Absence….
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My Own Private Idaho Nudity
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Jamie Lynn Sigler’s Tits
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Guy Doesn’t Know What To Do When Tornado Siren Goes Off
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Instagram Model CJ Franco See Through
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Amy Adams in a Magazine
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Girls and Nipple…
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Ashley Tisdale Ass in Leggings of the Day
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Girls in Dresses
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Some Serious Slaps
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Karrueche Tran Cleavage….
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Crazy Ski Run Down French Mountains
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Pam Anderson’s Strategic Nudes
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The Macbook Selfie Stick
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Kate England Ass in Shorts….
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Skateboarder Jumps Down 25 Stairs
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USA Women’s Gymnastic Team Video – Perverts
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Urinal of the Day
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Some Whore Amanda Geores See Through
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Flipper Boy is Disturbing as Fuck
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Just Fucking on the Bus
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Naked Babe of the Day
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Rough Sex
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Lesbians!
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Hilary Craig is Flashing in a Record Store
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Some Blonde Bimbo Looks Good…
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Rainbow Out of His Ass
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Random Tumblr Porn
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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