Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 16 in Facebook Jail
I had my first official need for facebook in the last 16 days of being banned on Facebook.
The last 16 days of being banned on facebook affected me zero. That’s the whole reason I am doing these Facebook Jail posts, it’s a joke, you see I’m laughing at how idiotic the internet and social media is…
But last night…a very hot girl sent me a message on facebook saying she wanted me to watch her cum, and I wasn’t able to respond to her…
I tried finding her on instagram…tinder…the fucking yellow pages…and nothing…
Just a message saying “why aren’t you answering me, I need you now”…
I have a feeling it’s Zuckerberg trolling me, that Mark is always so silly….
Here are some morning links…
Girls Tugging on Clothes
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The Mystery of Salma’s Hayek Dog Murder Has Been Solved – RIP
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Britney Spears Demonstrates Double Penetration
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Fully Painted Feature Film…..
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I am a Bully – Here’s an Inspirational Anti Bullyng Campaign…
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10 Creepy Murder Houses
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Jessica Alba’s Tits…Hard Nippled
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The Evolution of Hip Hop….
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Ronnie Wood’s Wife is a Crazy Person
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When Australians Go Fishing
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In Case You Missed it Ariel Winter on her Smaller Tits
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Sam Smith is Gay
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Trains Screaming Like Trains…
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Big Tits Busting Out
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Kat Williams – New Arrest
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#Drumpf
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