Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 19 in Facebook Jail
I read this interesting stat on the internet today.
“90% of sexual assault charges are committed by the girl lying about the sexual assault”
Interesting stuff…I wish I could cross reference it with my social network…but I’m banned…and I realize Facebook is bland…
Except maybe today, where Trump talks about his dick size, Ted Cruz picks his nose and eats it and OJ’s murder weapon is found, but he can’t be retried even if it links to him….
I’m sure everyone I don’t care about has so much fun to say about things I don’t care about….
Here are some stepLINKS…
A Bunch of Cute Girls –
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Charlie Sheen – The Romantic
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Donald Trump / DUMPF on His Penis Size
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Caitlyn Jenner’s Ted Cruz Spokesperson…
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Abigail Ratchford – Whore
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Ted Cruz Booger Eater
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Katy Perry’s Cookie Dough Legs
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ANgelina Jolie Porn – That Is Just Her and a Bunch of Kids
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Keanu Reeves Shooting Up Shit for John Wick
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This is Called an Aussie Roll…I would have assumed an Aussie Roll involved a drunk Aussie girl in Thailand back backing trying to get out of some stranger she just had drunk sex with’s bed…
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25 People Who Are Not Quite Awake Yet
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Bad Lip Readhing – Ted Cruz
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