Baywatch the Next Generation is the “Springbreakers” of this generation, while targeting old people who know what Baywatch is because it was all we were able to jerk off to in an era before porn…while the youth don’t even remember a time before porn…so Baywatch probably wouldn’t have worked for them, unless it was a youtube VLOG on the beach with style tips pulled out of Seventeen magazine, which seems to be what the youth are watching…
The reason I call it the “Springbreakers’ of this generation is because it’s a movie that is going to be heavily covered by the paparazzi, partially because The Rock is there, and everyone loves The Rock, who is really an interesting story from failed NFL payer to Wrestler who hasn’t died of a heart attack, to the biggest action star…,but mainly because there are girls, some who Leonardo DiCaprio has had sex with mainly this Kelly Rohrbach character who thanks to Leo now exists…and is the star of what will be the worst movie ever…
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Here’s the other one who used to have big tits but doesn’t have big tits anymore from True Detective named
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Boring but 40 year old Baywatch fans are probably pumped, even though it’ll just end up like Fuller House.