Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 22 in Facebook Jail
When I was fingering a 20 year old with her pants off as we drove down the highway and through residential neighborhoods this past weekend, I didn’t once think “wow I really miss posting on Facebook”…
I guess there is more to life than Facebook, like fingering 20 year old girls with their pants of while on the highway…..
Seriously.
Here some morning links…because this stuff matters!
Girls Who Fish…
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Dolphin Chasing Dachsund
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Priyanka Chopra’s Tits on Fallon
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Beyonce Performs Whitney Houston Because She’s an Egotistical Cunt
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Bella Thorne in Fur
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Getting Robbed in Brazil
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Abigail Ratchford is Half Naked
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Kirsten Dunst Nipples
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Dude Robs the Wrong Store
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Kit Kat Implanted into a Chocolate Bar
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Two Grannies – One Lamborghini
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Cat Becomes Spiderman
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Elvira Bach is Hot
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Kids React to Trump
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Cyclist Chased by an Ostrich
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Hot Thigh Gaps
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