Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 24 in Facebook Jail

The only thing I miss about Facebook is seeing the happy relationship pictures of people, you know the status updates about how in love they are, those along with motivational or inspirational quotes are my jam, way better than the political rants of people or pop culture updates…but only when those happy relationship pictures are girls I’ve fucked or I am currently fucking…via actual penetration or hardcore sexting as their masturbation fantasy….not because I like participating in shitting on relationships, relationships shit on themselves and I’m just the non judgemental guy into pussy pics…

Here are some morning links….

Looking Down Girl’s Shirts

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Hulk Hogan’s Dick isn’t 10 Inches Long

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TV Reporter Almost Gets Taken Out

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Claudia Romani is My Favorite Fame Whore

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Sara Jean Underwood Tits..

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Charlotte McKinney is Such a Whore..

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Miley Cyrus – Feminist – Defending All Women….

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Abigail Ratchford is Such a Whore

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Sphere Tires by Goodyear…

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Selena GOmez in a Poncho – Cuz She’s Mexican

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Kelly Clarkson Jumps on the Rape Band Wagon…

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Selena Gomez is Such a Whore

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day March 9th, 2016