Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 25.5 in Facebook Jail
I decided I need to re-connect with the college crowd, since they don’t use google, or visit websites anymore…I don’t even think they use facebook, not that that would benefit me at all, seeing as I’m banned there another 4 days, after 25 and half days of hard time, so hard I barely noticed I was banned, other than these posts, which is my performance art built around how stupid Facebook and our obsession is with it…
That said, I want to reconnect with the college crowd, I’m tired of only dealing with you old fucks…
So I am going to crash some Springbreak parties because I’ve convinced American college girls here to get drunk at 18…that I’m 22 and want to show them around…
Yes…it seems more predatoral than it is…because all these under 25 year olds are more sexually experienced and rockin’ weirder STDs than me…and I fuck street hookers.
Here are some stepLINKS….because that is all I know…
A Bunch of Underboob
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Spirt Air Brawl
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Throwback Thursday – Liz Hurley Nudes
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Pictures from the Victoria’s Secret Swim Special
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Kim Garner Hot in a Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan on Harry Style – Trying to Bang Her
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Selena GOmez in a See Through
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I love the Gun Enthusiast Killed by Gun Totting Toddler Story
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Tina in a Slutty Dress
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Lyft Driver Finds Sex Tape in Car
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Woman Pepper Sprays a Teen
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K-Fed Paris Jackson – Sh’e Rich and
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Kris Jenner is Cruella De Vil
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Captain America Trailer
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Uber Driver Taken on a Drug Run
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Selena Gomez in a Weird Outfit
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40 Tweets for Married People
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Sara Underwood is Such a Whore
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Karrueche with Cleavage
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Fame Whore in a G-String Bikini
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The Dumbest Radio Prank Ever
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Some Whore in a Bikini
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I love this penguin Story – I do
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Weatherman’s Failed Sex Joke
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Some Fame Whore Named Sandy Carter
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Old School Andrew Dice Jokes…
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Old Lady Dance to Jerk Off To
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Sophia Bush See Through
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Adam Levine Makes Babies
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Fame Whores!
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Ashley Grene in Shape Magazine
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Hunting Chicks
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Her Name is Dina – and She’s Naked
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Her name is Holly – and She’s Naked
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Chick Fight!
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Girl’s Sexy Homemade Clip
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Gun Store Robbery
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Her Name is Peta – and She’s Naked
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Her Name is Bridgette B – and She’s Naked
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And She Masturbates
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Body Painted Chick
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Blonde Learns a Lesson in Recoil
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