Sitcom star Alison Brie….in a show I’ve never seen, but that apparently everyone has seen, making her a huge fucking star…
I’ve done posts on her before, including brilliant analysis of her as a talent, as an actress, as an inspiration to us all…like:
“She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”…
Unfortunately, her last name is actually Schermerhorn. Sexy how it rolls off the tongue…either way still brilliant at least in terms of explaining why I have never been offered a job writing a sitcom of my own, because that kind of joke is garbage…but you can see a bunch of her tits, the tits I was referencing in THIS POST ….
Tits…that she’s not showing off in this photoshoot, which would be weird