Bella Thorne is 40 and I like to promote anything she’s doing. Not because I like her or think she’s all that hot or great or interesting. She’s pretty fucking basic, standard and her tactics are obvious….but for some reason I have this fantasy I obsess over, where she’s 40 and a mom, and this is her trolling us in some documentary on how dumb we are as a people, buying into some slutty pics of some girl who claims to be 18…
I keep saying the same story, but yes, that’s what obsessing is. I mean I could go into her career, some bullshit stories about her fitness routine, or what her diet or love life is. I could help perpetuate her, or I could talk about the sexual things I would do to her when she was asleep at a college party, knowing I wouldn’t get expelled from college, because I’m not even a student there…I watched some college rape documentary last night that Lady Gaga wrote the song for…and she’s rumored to be college age…but college and college rape doesn’t apply to her…when you can just focus on the superficial self promotion…who only fucks to get ahead…her hippie stage parents taught her right…
I’d much rather look at her thinking she’s a soccer mom who likes fitness…
Either way, she’s in lingerie for some magazine…that may not be an authentic magazine, you never know with all these instagram accounts…but that is something…that gets her half naked which excites everyone….mainly you…