Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 26 in Facebook Jail
I guess I am going into my last weekend without facebook. I wonder how I will spend my time with so much peace and quiet and no computer time.
I just can’t even try to think about the stories and updates from uneducated idiots that I’ll miss and that I have missed the last month…
It hurts too much….
The truth is that you fucking robot consumers are all the fucking same, clones, and you terrify me…so I’m enjoying our time apart…plus facebook is the lamest censored social network. Like a reddit for you and your family. Garbage.
There’s only so much time in the day, I say go for the tits.
Titty Bounce!
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Kaley Cuoco – Slutty
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Madonna is a Monster
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Firework Rocket Launcher
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Courtney Stodden Does the Kim K
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Mariah Carey is Doing a Reality Show
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Solar Eclipse from the Air
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Sara Underwood Naked in Bed
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Cab is Mugged in Front of a Cop Car – Kid Gets Caught
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Maria Menounos Engaged on Howard Stern
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Hailey Baldwin Ugly in Paris
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Rolling Stones is Headed to Cuba
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Brainwashed Religious Freaks
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There is a new Danny McBride show and it’s called Vice Principals…
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Dude Gets Sparks to the Face
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