Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 26.5 in Facebook Jail
There’s not enough Jello Wrestling, Mud Wrestling or Wet T-Shirt contests at college parties.
All these social justice warrior activists with the dumbest agendas…are ruining all my objectification of women…the same women who get topless on the internet for dudes…aren’t down with wrestling each other while dudes throw change at them…where’s the logic…
I guess the good news is that under all circumstances – date rate still exists…at least for the creeps who don’t know how to romance the ladies like me…through love songs….and child locking car doors…
I’m joking, I just though saying roofies was too obvious…
YAY…Links…weekend Links..
Sluts in Towels
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Blake Lively and Deadpool go to the Whitehouse
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Jessica Alba’s Business is a Lie – Obviously…Buy People are Idiots and Buy Into It
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Stacey Dash Calls Leo a Chicken
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Anna Kendrick in a Tube Top
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Helen Mirren Rapes Colbert
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Soccer Ping Pong…Exists
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Gwen Stefani is Such Garbage
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Chris Brown Hates Trump…and Chris Brown Knows Politics
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Kate Bosworth – Hot Lesbian
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50 Pics of Aging Celebs…
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Alba Has Cleavage
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Captain America Trailer
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Rihanna Cleavage in Vogue
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Terrier VS Pig on Dog Whisperer
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Dog for Trump
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Sasha Baron Cohen Disrespects White Trash
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Kendra Wilkinson’s See Through
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Victoria Justice in Venice Mag – Boring
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Lohan is My Favorite Slut
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Sluts in Mirror Selfies
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Emma Stone is So Fucking Boring…
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OJ Making Nicole Brown Murder Jokes is the Best
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Mariah Carey and her reality Show
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Dove Cameron Young Hot Slut
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Ronda Roussey Boxer
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Mila Kunis is a Boring Looking Mom
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Throwback Liz Hurley Nudes
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Kim Kardashian Lies About her Photoshopped Body
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Jessica Chastain’s Lame Shoot
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Law and Order SVU Reunion
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Rosie Huntington’s Cleavage
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The World’s Most Interesting Man’s Last Ad
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Chloe Grace Dressed like a Fat Hooker
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Girls You Can’s See Clearly But Still Want to Fuck
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Gymnast Lessons Put to good Use
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Girl’s Striptease
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Connie is Naked
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Lana is Naked with Guns
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Offensively Huge Tits
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Hot Naked Glamour Model
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Chinese Lap Dance…
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Asian Stripper Tips
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2 Hot Naked Gils Together
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Mila Jovovich – Fifth Element Naked
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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