Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 29 in Facebook Jail
One day left of Facebook Jail, and I don’t know if I’m ever going to go back. I’m just too aware of how the government or the corporations are controlling us through social media, but more importantly, too bored of people’s opinions to bother…especially about Trump and Kim Kardashian nudes…
But the highlight of my weekend wasn’t going to WWE thanks to free tickets from HEYMANHUSTLE or strippers…or getting drunk….it wasn’t the lap dancing, the sexting, the vagina pics…the sluts…it was probably an insane rant I went on twitter, which is social media about Rebel Wilson being too fat to date rape, and realizing that I’m not even relevant to piss off the social justice warriors against fat jokes and rape jokes….including great things like “it would take an elephant gun to take out Rebel Wilson”….or something similar and “I think attaching herself to rape is more positive than her attaching herself to spandex shorts, at least she could get out of the rape…”…..more on my MY TWITTER …because I am pathetic and facebook or not, social media is the real rapist…
Here are some stepLINKS…
So Many Thigh Gaps
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Arianna Grande’s SNL Nonsense…
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WNBA Player Tired of Being so Hot
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Beach Yoga WHores
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Richard Simmons May Be Dead
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Dog With Two Noses is the BEst
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DJ Ruins Wedding Entrance with Song Choice..
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Man Pees on Kellogs Cereal at the Kellogs Factory – Now We Know Who Pissed in Your Corn Flakes
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Creepiest Eminem Cover Song of the Day
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Chucky Kills Dad Prank
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Jessica Alba’s Company is Called Honest – Because It is Not Honest..It’s a lie…What do you expect?
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Teacher Browsing Lingerie During Class
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Pig Eats a Cookie
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Hot Gym Pussy
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