Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 29.5 in Facebook Jail
The most valuable lesson I learned this weekend wasn’t how to make a 20 year old have sex with you.
It wasn’t how to get a 20 year old to eat your ass.
It wasn’t even how to cum on the face of a 20 year old…
It was a lesson I learned from a stripper trying to get me to buy a lap dance…we talked for 20 minutes, which is pretty much hours in the mind of a stripper trying to make money, where she went into her being a pro athlete and fitness model, and most interesting “The Unofficial Featured Dancer at the Club”….she left when I told her I wouldn’t objectify our love by paying to grab her tits, to which she walked away saying the love is over….another valuable lesson, but not “THE” valuable lesson…
You see, later in the night I asked another stripper if that stripper was a featured dancer from out of town, and she said “that bitch is crazy, she’s not even a good dancer”….
Meaning the girl I was talking to, was so delusional, she actually believed she was the featured dancer…
So in your life, even if you’re the loser no one likes…convince yourself that you’re the featured dancer…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Some Huge Fucking Tits.
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Xena is a Lesbian in Her Xena Reboot
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Fat Girls Pretending to be Sexy
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Pia MIa Sheer Tank Top
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Phoebe Price and Ana Braga in Lingerie…
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Taylor Fitness Swift in Fitness Gear
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Chrissy Teigen’s Pregnant Monster
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Tara Lapinsky
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Lady Gaga in a Cowboy Hat
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Laser Rust Remover
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Selena Gomez SHoulder
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Thigh Gaps!
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Lorelle Rayner Photographed for LUI Naked
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Lohan’s Mom Wants her to Make Babies
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Alicia Arden Panties…
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30 Funniest Moments in Local Ad
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Mama June Gets Gastric Surgery
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Zendaya at Some Event..
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Alabama Prison Riot
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Hot Girls – Selfie
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Emma Roberts in a Black Skirt
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Madonna is a Crazy Person…
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Kim Kardashian in Body Suit…
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Kate Bosworth Lesbian….
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Jennifer Lopez – Big Cleavage
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You’ll Want to Fuck Dove Cameron
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Pour Molten Copper on a Big Mac
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Jorgie Porter – Cleavage
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When Your Skills Don’t Match Your Drunken Skills
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Katie Holmes Saggy Hard Nipple
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Dude Pissing on Cornflakes is Insane
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Dog with Two Noses…
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VR Roller Coaster
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Kate Del Castillo’s got Tits
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Yacht Wrecks Itself
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Heather Locklear Beat the FUck Up
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Nissan Acceleration
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World Drone Prix
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Norton Made a Theatrical Commercial
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Jasmine Tosh – Fake Lips in a Bikini
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Richard Simmons is Not Being Held Hostage…
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The Flexible COffee Pouring Girl VS the Photoshop Trolls
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Hottest Porn Model of the Day
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Sharing a Bath
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One Dollar Hooker is Terrifying
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Squirt of the Day
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Charlotte McKInney Whore
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Greek Slut Round-Up
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Alison Tyler Big Tits….
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Naked Chick named Sophie Sweet
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Blonde Girl of the Day
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Hot Spread Ass
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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