Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

As a lazy Mexican who doesn’t like leaving the house, my favorite thing about Modern Dating and Hook-Up culture is how little work it requires…

I know, I’m married, but I still need to fuck…and now’s the time to do it.

Firstly, you don’t need to awkwardly approach girls in clubs, bus stops, the grocery store and try to win them over in 10 seconds knowing that it can either go well and you get a number….or have her scream “Get Away Rapist”….

Secondly, you don’t need to call her to ask her on dates, hell you don’t even need to go on dates that you probably have to pay for, with no guarantee of sex, because she may just be into getting a free meal. You just invite her over to watch your computer screen until you’re both tired, bored, tipsy and in the mood to cum. It’s just expected that one of you is cumming when she says yes and that saves a lot of money and wasted time.

Mindless sex for people with low expectations and who just have sex because it’s there, even if it is terrible….it’s a win.

That said, random internet girl, come over let’s watch TV which is code for fuck brilliant, I just don’t know how it will get lazier, easier, or more affordable….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning.

Hot Girls in Bikinis

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Paltrow Tits in a Tight Shirt

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Lebron James – Penis in Sweat Pants

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Drunk Woman in the Middle of the Freeway!

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Useless Whore in a Bikini

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Ashley Judd in a Sports Bra

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China Trump Montage

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James Dean was Marlon Brando’s S&M Sex Slave

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Russian Girls on Instagram are Good

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Maria Menounos Cleavage

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The Net Worth of Celebs from your Youth

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Dog’s Coming Home Soldier Video

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day March 16th, 2016