I wonder if the hangover rate this morning is higher than the regular hangover rate – because all you basic idiots decided to go whitest of white person event and celebrate St Patrick’s Day…like it matters…because it doesn’t…but I guess any excuse to get drunk is a good one, and I’d rather see Leprechaun hats on these racist fucks at their white power rally, than Sombreros like it was Cinco..but I prefer my white person events to be college girls in bikinis…
The highlight of my night was telling a woman “she’s got nice legs for a mom”…
Seriously.
That was the highlight of my night, because St Patrick’s day is dumb and all the woman participating were as hot as 40 year old moms.
Here are some morning links..
Hot Girls with Selfies
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Rose McGowan’s Dog Friendly Jumped on a Woman who Now Has Brain Damage and is Suing
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Amy Poehler is Drying Up California
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Victoria’s Secret in Lingerie
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Undercover Superman
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Throwback Pfeiffer Tits
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Party Girl Tiffany Trump
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The Handwriting Machine…
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Expectation VS Reality – The Travel Edition
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Ping Pong Soccer
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Drunk Woman VS Freeway
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Underboob!
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