Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Telling girls you masturbate to their facebook profile pictures is less awkward when it’s not in person…especially when she’s a cashier at your grocery store you’ve never spoken to but found using her nametag name…

Keep that to the internet texting romance, because although girls like being masturbated to – they don’t like hearing you tell them you do it – at least they pretend they don’t and pretending eventually becomes reality – and you wont convert jerking off to a pic to jerking off on them.

It just won’t happen. Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Huge Tits

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Lindsay Lohan Doing Lindsay Lohan

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Russian Plane Crash…

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Dog Gets into the Lipstick

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Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill in Matching Suits…

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Florence Welch is a Terrifying Vision in a Bikini

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Guy Gets Proof Rape he was Accused of was a Lie

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Sara Jean Underwood in Bra…

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Skipping Brazilian Dog

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Crushing Bubble Wrap Hit a Hydrualic Press

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Shailene Woodley is Boring..

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Em Rata Bikini Monster

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Tiffany Trump – Bikini Party….

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Madonna’s Molesting 17 Year Olds…

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Alex Daddario in 16 Gifs

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Car Crash Caught on GoPro

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Hardcore Tumbling Off a Roof

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Girls in Bubble Bath

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day March 21st, 2016