The best thing about getting wasted in a dive bar amongst terribly disgusting looking people, mainly fat lonely girls you’ve probably matched with on tinder without realizing, if they can even afford a cell phone, is the broken dreams and the waitress in the tight bike shorts who clearly had one too many kids / and / or a dick…
Here are some morning links..
Dark Hair – Light Eyes Girls
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Jessica Alba Bikini Booty
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Watermelon Blowing Up Experiment
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Can You Call a Cell Phone in the Microwave
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Little League Mascot Takes Job Too Seriously
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Katy Perry Making Out with Orlando Bloom
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Kristin Cavallari’s Husband is Getting a Vastectomy because She Likes Cum in Her
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More ALba in a Bikini
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Slutty Basic GIrls Who Like SPorts
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Kendall Jenner – Covers Vogue
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Kat Del Toro at Some Event
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Make Girls in Other Countries Cum
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