Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about getting wasted in a dive bar amongst terribly disgusting looking people, mainly fat lonely girls you’ve probably matched with on tinder without realizing, if they can even afford a cell phone, is the broken dreams and the waitress in the tight bike shorts who clearly had one too many kids / and / or a dick…

Here are some morning links..

Dark Hair – Light Eyes Girls

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Jessica Alba Bikini Booty

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Watermelon Blowing Up Experiment

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Can You Call a Cell Phone in the Microwave

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Little League Mascot Takes Job Too Seriously

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Katy Perry Making Out with Orlando Bloom

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Kristin Cavallari’s Husband is Getting a Vastectomy because She Likes Cum in Her

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More ALba in a Bikini

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Slutty Basic GIrls Who Like SPorts

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Kendall Jenner – Covers Vogue

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Kat Del Toro at Some Event

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Make Girls in Other Countries Cum

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day March 24th, 2016