It’s Good Friday. Easter. Jesus was Porn. Pedophiles are dying and hiding eggs in places for little kids to try to find…horrible places…
Which reminds me, my favorite place to hide easter eggs is in my wife’s vagina…while pretending to have sex with her, because she doesn’t know better thanks to her huge belly getting in the goddamn way of her field of vision…But I don’t like the rash / infection that comes 2-3 weeks later when she still doesn’t realize she’s got an egg inside her incubating…
Maybe I’m weird. I figure since no one reads what I write, I can’t be.
If a weirdo says weird shit and no one hears it – does it make a sound…
Here are some stepLINKS..in the Morning..
Girl Sticking Out Tongue
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Igloo Building Cat!
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The Katy Perry Sex Tape Will Feature a Lot of Pegging
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Bimbo Can’t Solve RIddle
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Iggy Azalea Big Tit
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Fame Whoring Slut of the Day
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Conan Remembers Garry Shandling
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Jennifer Lawrence is SO Fucking average
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Madonna is a Crazy Person
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Ducks Take Over!
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What if the World Went Vegetarian
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