Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day

Pixie Lott is some UK Miley Cyrus…she sings songs that suck, that you’ve never heard, that you don’t care about, but her marketing is her in lingerie and bikinis…and if I’ve learned anything in the internet school of marketing…get as naked as possible without alienating the people who pay you, so if you have the weirdo Christian audience, do the LeAnn Rimes, get fake tits and homewreck…if you have a more conservative british crowd…get in bikinis in alps, because those snowsuits are so bulky, constricting and get in the way of self promoting your whore self…

What it comes down to is that I think this bikini shoot in the alps – in the snow in bikini….so innovative, edgy, unique….YOU DON’T WEAR BIKINIS IN THE SNOW YOU CRAZY PEOPLE…but Pixie Lott doesn’t care about convention, you can put her in a box of “normal”…she’s hip, she’s cool, she’s current, she’s the now…and all it took was bikinis in the snow…just don’t listen to her music because it’ll remind you she’s bootleg pop music…

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Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day March 30th, 2016