Don’t tell a girl you’re friends with “I just want to jerk off on your face”…at any point in your friendship….and when she tells you that it offends her…don’t respond with “you can close your mouth and eyes”….
If you want to seduce a girl on tinder – don’t write this:
Life lessons….
Hot Girls Not Wearing Bras
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Tarzan and Jane have Rough Sex
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Bam Margera is a Sad Mess
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Hilary Duff is Dating her Trainer
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Sara Jean Underwood Lookin’ Good
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Khloe Kardashian Fat Ass Only Likes Black Cock….
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Emma Watson Face
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Beyonce in Elle Without Pants On
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Bella Thorne Wants to Fuck Jennifer Lawrence – Obviously.
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Shaved Head Rose McGowan’s Still Got Big Tits
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Testing a Quad Barreled Shotgun
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Bella Hadid See THrough
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Neighbor From Hell!
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What Porn Do Women Search
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Kat Torres Nipple Peak
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Lily Aldridge Goes Shopping with some Pregnant Bitch
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Courtney Stodden’s Make-up Free and Terrifying
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Melting Styrofoam
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Susan Sarandon and Debra Messing Fight About the Election
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Scott Sterling Volleyball Blocks
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Panda Taking a Selfie
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Baby Eagles in DC
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Black Chick VS Dude with Dreads
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Ben Affleck Wrote a Batman…
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The Golden Age of Superman Animation
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Leonardo DiCaprio Calls JLo Boo Boo
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Girls Laying in Bed…
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Hottest Maid and Her Huge tits
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Stripping in the Dorm with a Hot Ass
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Busty Yoga Babe
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Japanese Nipple Fingering Porn
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Pre-Dildo Strip
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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