Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Yesterday, I decided the best way to get a girl you don’t know very well to fuck you is to take her to the strip club. The logic is based on when I dated girls years ago, in an era before porn, where the strip club would get girls fucking horny when you buy her a lap dance and give her the first set of tits she can grab…while you watch.

Well, in an era of porn, hook-ups due to always being horny, and all girls having had at least one lesbian experience…the getting a tinder 20 year old you just met a lap dance…turns out to not make the girl you met horny, it just costs 200 dollars…

#noblowjob..

Here are some morning links…

Miranda Lambert and her Feet for the Foot Fetishists

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The Scarjo Robot is Amazing – at Least for Virgin Losers Who Can’t Get Real Girls…or AFFORD a REAl GIRL…

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Aussie Man Reviewing People Taken Out by Bulls

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Jessica Simpson – Ass Eater

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Kate Bosworth in a Bikini is Everything

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When Gender Euality Fails…

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Drone Transports a Chainsaw

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I am Still Laughing at this Pic

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Melissa McCarthy in Leather Leggings is Porn to Someone….Someone Very Weird…But Someone

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To Catch A Predator Prank Gone Wrong

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Whale Watching Boat Crashes Into a DOck

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Gwyneth Paltrow VS the Bees

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day April 5th, 2016