The highlight of my night was when my friend who was out of town’s wife hit me up because she had no cash on hand to leave the kid as the “tooth fairy”…because we live in a plastic world…
To which I asked how much she needed, she said 5 dollars, and I started negotiating the blowjob she’d give me if I showed up with 5 dollars…because there’s just something amazing about paying my friend’s wife 5 dollars for a blowjob that she’s going to use as a “tooth fairy” gift….
She didn’t go for my offer, I guess she found someone with less aggressive conditions of lending her 5 dollars….or maybe it just creeped her out…
I wonder if I’ll still be invited to their memorial day party…
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Michelle Rodriguez was Jealous of Paul Walker’s Death While On Ayahuasca
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Farrah Abraham in a Bikini
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Gigi Hadid Slut Photoshoot…
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Bridge Implosion
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Charlize Theron Underwear…
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Gal Gadot – Wonder Woman
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Charlize Theron Cleavage
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Emma Roberts Has an Insane Body
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Amy Schumer Labeled Plus Sized and is Mad! Fat Bitch…
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Genevieve Morton’s Hard Nipple
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Olivia Munn Fashion Magazine
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Jennifer Metcalfe See Through Wet Bikini
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Gwyneth Paltrow Lets Bees Sting Her Face
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Short Skirt Bitches…
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Britney Spears Stomach….
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Rosie Huntington Jean Shorts
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Victoria’s Secret Models That Posed Nude….NUDE!
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Melting Sock in Sulfuric Acid…
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Kate Hudson See Through
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Big Mexican Tits
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Maitland Ward Topless on Snapchat
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Adriana Lima Legs…
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Frenchy Morgan Bikini…
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Beyonce Flash Dance for Elle
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Hot Girls in Selfies Because Hot Girls Are Self Involved Sluts
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Girl Gets Slammed
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The Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini See Through Hustle
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Alyssa Arce and a Ford GT Naked As Fuck…
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Masturbating Cam Whore Caught by Security Cam
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Slut in the Bath
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Hooker in a Tree
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Shitty Job
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THREESOME
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Natural Tit Strip
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Squirt Squirt on Glasses
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