It’s not my birthday anymore….
But that doesn’t mean I can’t eat cake….Or guilt bars to give me free drinks pretending it is my birthday…Or have my friend tell every girl in the bar it’s my birthday only for them to give me hugs…that allow me to stick my tongue in their mouth – confusing them as to whether it is mouth rape….only to go along with it because people are genuinely nice and don’t like to be mean on my birthday – that is now over, but never over, if you’re a con man hustler, which I would be, if I left my house….and really cared more about fun than just getting drunk..
Here are morning links…in the morning….it’s morning..
Today in Side Boob
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German Suplex your Friends in Swimming Pools Gayness
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TSA SPent 1.4 Million on an App a Guy Made in 10 Minutes
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James Franco’s Lesbian Twilight Shit
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Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Top in Peru
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Kim K – Tries to Get Into Politics
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BlACK CHICK IN A DRESS OF THE DAY
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Girls Review of Eating Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Wants Babies
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Mirror Selfies!
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Playing With Fire
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