One of life’s great challenges is not figuring out how to get followers, views to make the millions so that you can be like everyone else…
It’s convincing a girl you just met that you’re in love so that she doesn’t make you wear a condom…
Jokes…girls don’t use condoms anymore…they may pretend they do…but they don’t..
I guess the real challenge is getting actual nudes, not snapchat nudes…in some ways, girls are more liberal with pussy pics, it’s mainstream..on the other, I disgust them, don’t turn them on, and they fear I’ll post them on the internet like I care about giving you reader my hard work….not to mention I turn them off because I get bored in the process and start sending them pics of yeast infections saying “Is this why you don’t want me to see your pussy”..
Life. So complicated. I now understand that Avril Lavigne song. She’s so deep…
Here are some morning FRIDAY COACHELLA MORNING links…
Cooking Hot Dogs in Condoms…
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This Escaped Chimp in Japan Video – Upsets me
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Slutty Girls Take Selfies
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How to Remove a Squatter from your Home
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Volvo Truck Insanity – It’s Just Missing Van Damme
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Shanina Shaik in a Bikini
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Tiger Nap Time
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Eva Mendes is Making Babies – That’s What Mexicans Do
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Sean Penn is Fucking Minka Kelly or Something
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Blac Chiny is Disgusting
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If you Didn’t Watch This Marie Osmond Video Yesterday – Watch It
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Girls in Bed
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