I am in a weird place, I’ve always been on the fringe of mainstream, into the weird, creepy, abnormal, degenerates….which was also on the fringe of porn, so I remain perfectly irrelevant…
I never made mainstream money or porn money, I kind of just existed…
So last night, I decided I was time to produce a porn, I figured easier than producing a viral video that propels me to hollywood…but I didn’t have anyone to recruit to be in my porn…forcing for me to go on a hunt for pussy willing to be filmed doing porno things…
I learned a valuable lesson with the experience, one I should have filmed as that viral video to propel me into hollywood…and that valuable lesson was to not ask a girl if she wanted to show her “mommy parts” on camera for 25 dollars…it will make an already weird situation – weirder…
Here are some morning links…
Slut Girls Pulling on Clothes
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Dude Scales Highrise to Save a Dog
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Mariah Carey in Lingerie Making Brick Over Pizza
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Josephine Skriver Booty in Lace
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Old Man in a Sinking Car
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Hank Baskett on his Tranny Sex
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Jared Fogle Text Messages…are Bad.
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Taylor Swift’s Weird Lip Sync Edit
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Jodie Marsh Divorce Tits of the Day
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Bulldog Co Pilot
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Never Stop Watching Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Australia Video
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The Toronto Zoo Tiger Video is Ridiculous
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James Franco Thinks He is Van Gogh
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Nerf Fortress
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