Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Seeing a pregnant woman in the shortest shorts doing a workout and saying “those shorts are what got you into this mess in the first place” won’t get you a blowjob – same applies to moms with newborns doing fitness in short shorts

Probably because they are happy in their situation and think they’re lookin’ good, beat the fuck up and ten years older than they are, but good…it’s probably some endorphine thing – the key is to target mom’s with teens. They are the ones who really hate life and want to give anything nearby a blowjob. They are the ones who realize the lie of breeding is just a lie….that gets in the way of napping…

Here are some stepLINKS..in the morning…

Courtney Stodden Fake Tits

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Selfies – of the Day

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Genevieve Morton Topless Shoot

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Women See an Uncircumsized Penis for First Time

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Put em in a Coffin

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Bernie Sanders Wife is a Good Time

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Paz Vega in a Low Cut Shirt

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Grandpa VS VR

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The Wire Guy is a Trouble Maker

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Iggy Azalea Monster in Concert

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Chloe Sevigny Slut

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Courtney Stodden Big Tits

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Girls in Flannel…

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day May 17th, 2016