I went out at lunch today and ended up next to a group of girl in leggings and crop top shirts, rockin’ Victoria’s Secret bags, fake tans…they were clearly mall shoppers with too much make-up….one was even doing her nails at the table, a touch up from the manicure she got from Viet ladies at the spa…they had great asses, round ass, fat asses….it looked like they went to the gym to only work on their asses and they probably did….one had fake tits, one had no tits and the fat one…who kept talking about black guys she fucks…was dressed like she wasn’t fat…
They were basic, middle of the road, average girls…in my era they would have been GAP shoppers, rockin’ their Khakis…..but thanks to the Kardashians…and I guess Jersey Shore…the GAP turned Ed Hardy Tribal Tattoo has turned into this….
I don’t interact with humans, but when I see the things I see in pop culture trickle down to these people…so many people…I realize why the Kardashians work…everyone is too into themselves to bother pointing and laughing and hating…instead they are like “she’s popular, must be doing something right’….
This isn’t a post about the Kardashians…it is a post about humanity…how we are all doomed…but at least perverts like me can stare at their asses….and if I was younger, I’d buy bottles in clubs and fuck them all…they look porny.
So my pledge to you this weekend is to go out there and find some mall shoppers…if not to fuck but to stare at…it’s the weirdest shit ever…
Here are some steplinks…
Olivia Munn is the Worst – But She’s in a BIkini Top
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Demi Lovato’s Oiled Up Tits
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Some Farrah Abraham Tit for Old Times
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Ginger Spice Has Lost Her Mind
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Selena Gomez – Slutty in Concert
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Google Announces New CAPTCHA For Stoners
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Sara Underwood Keeps Bringing the ASs
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Today in Rachel McAdams…
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Alesix Ren in Shorts
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Hot Selfies
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Kanye’s 8 Minute Rant on Ellen Because He’s a Kardahians
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Kendall Jenner Nipple
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Eating Baby Mice in Taiwan
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Cara Delevigne Has a Nipple
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Chrissy Teigen Tits
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Pam ANderson’s Face
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Kesha is a Big Girl
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NBA East VS West Cheerleaders
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Ear Piece Universal Translator Like Star Trek Exists
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Dirty Girls…
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Demi Lovato Hates Taylor Swift
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Bella Hadid Has a Nipple
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Gas Station Employee Smashes Man’s Tail Light
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This Christina Aguilera Whitney Houston Hologram Duet is Terifying
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Oiled Up Tits For Cannes
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Hot Things That Bounce
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Hot Girl Maintains a Long Distance Relationship
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Just a Normal Girl on a Beach Vacation
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Just a Gay Guy Attempting Straight Porn
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Big Lindsay Pelas Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Topless Tennis
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Vagina Puppet Show!
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Hot Heather Naked
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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