I am out of jokes…I guess they are like cumshots and eventually dry up….but the nice thing is that I’ve morphed into a joke…my existence is a joke…and that alone becomes more valuable than any clever play on words about sluts…that makes people laugh…I call it really committing to the joke that it no longer exists…
Everytime I am face to face with a girl and I crack a joke, they just look at me awkward, maybe even scared and I realized that what may have been laughable in the 90s…is just terrifying when it is pushing 50…
It was memorial day, I saw a lot of tributes to your freedom and soldiers with bikini pics…so I went out to a bar in Canada and tried to convince girls to call me Johnny Depp so that I could throw my phone at them…
Not one of the girls laughed…maybe it was because they were a group of liberal arts lesbians….or maybe it was because I am just not that funny..
The good news is that there are always going to be tits.
Here are some morning links…
Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Man is Very Mad at his Neighbor’s Cable
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Melissa McCarthy Porn….I mean…In Ghostbusters…But Someone Jerks Off to This…
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British Reality Whore
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Amber Heard Laughing to the Bank
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Kirsten Dunt EROTICA
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Some Whore with a Surfboard
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Anyone Else Jerking Off to These Amber Heard Pics
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French Prankster Vs Hospitals
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Search Party – Stupid Comedy Movie Trailer
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J.Cole Makes Beats on the Bus
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Asshole Driver of the Day
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Wolverine Kill Count
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