Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Who are you…and what are you looking at…shouldn’t you be mourning Harambe like he was Cecil the Lion or some shit…not hunting down celebrity tit…you flimsy fuck…

I like the Elon Musk thinking we are characters in a videogame from some advanced species…because I always thought that – only it wasn’t a videogame it was more all of us in a advanced species dollhouse but that’s just because I’m not a tech billionaire…I’m more brick and mortar….and only use the internet to find love / someone to eat my dirty ass…or at least a handjob – because handjobs, even on my limp useless impotent dick make me feel 12 at church gain…

Here are some morning links…

Whores Sticking Out Their Tongues

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Madonna Hot and Crazy Looking in a Mask

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Mariah Carey VS Eva Longoria

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Lyft Driver Shaq

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Johnny Depp – Predator in 2014 – Here’s the Proof

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Precision Bombing of the Day

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Bella Thorne Has Legs

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Woman Takes Selfie at Light – Because Snapchat has Made You All Vapid Retards Who Share Nothingness…

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Kate Beckinsale – Body Shamed

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Bai Ling in a Bikini

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Bella Thorne in a Bikini…

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Billy Ray Cyrus’ Head of Hair

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day June 2nd, 2016