The highlight of the night wasn’t Hilary Clinton running for President. I liked the socialist better. It wasn’t Kimbo Slice the porn bodyguard and internet sensation dying. It wasn’t even staring at tits, or making girls send me butt shots that I try to direct from the comfort of my own house to include more anus…but rather it was Monday night, a great time to go to a bar because all the lame people with jobs don’t go out monday nights…
I started the night by sitting table next to the two girls in the place, in a completely empty bar to see what their reaction was, which wasn’t good. Rape culture hate creepy men. Uptight bitches…
The actual highlight was when a group of girls, who must have been legit midgets, but were dressed like normals….because they were all so fucking short…struggled to get onto the hightop chairs….one really struggled, her thong assed exposed thanks to the mini skirt she wore, because everything she wears has to be mini….hoping up and failing over and over until some homeless looking dude picked her up and dropped her on the chair like she was a little kid.
Yes, my life is pretty fucking uninteresting…but the alcohol…gives me strength to go on…
Here are some links…
FRECKLES ON BITCHES
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Epic Pogo Stick Stunts
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Nicole Kidman – Terrifying…
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700 Horse Power Camaro Catches on Fire
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Riley Keough Cleavage
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Some No Name Sluts in Bikinis
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Kate Moss and her Daughter in a Cover Shoot
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Bobby Brown Admits He’s a Bad Parent – How
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Girl Thinks DC is in South America…
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Ariel Winter Side Tit
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