I spent the weekend drinking with Lewis Hamilton…because it was the FORMULA 1 Grand Prix, the event that made Tamara Ecclestone and heiress who owns the Aaron Spelling castle in LA, and Lewis, good old Lewis, won – as he does -that crazy Lewis – who I was hoping would tell us all stories of all the fame whore models from instagram he fucks…including but not limited to butt buddy Bieber….
It was the biggest weekend of the year here, and I didn’t actually drink with Lewis Hamilton, I didn’t want to leave my house but I did watch promo models everywhere get their 15 dollars an hour to stand around in bikini tops and tight pants…on snapchat…before getting drunk with some really old lady who I feel had trust issues as I convinced her to pay my tab after my “credit card” that was really just a business card for a massage parlor didn’t work..
Shout out to everyone who kept things A-List, Top Tier and luxurious…on the park benches I frequent…I got that taste of Hollywood life..like I was at the Casino spending 5 dollars on the slot machine at 5 am…because it was all I had..before fighting with a couple of bros….over who was first in the TAXI line..a TAXI I didn’t even take….because I was too sad knowing ALF would die today..or maybe it was because I suck at life..and scamming but I’ll keep on drinking on…as all your fools fight about assault rifles and Islam…you lunatics…..
Remember – don’t bring toothpaste on a plane…it ruins lives…Here are some stepLINKS…
Thigh Gaps
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The Man Who Played Alf – Dead
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Rachel McCord’s Hot Body in Spandex
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Josephine Skriver Hot ASs in Thong
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The Peddle Roller Coaster is Hilarious
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging Nin Agdal
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Vanessa Hudgens Gets Coffee in Shorts
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The Murdered Girl’s In Club Snapchat Before Being Killed is Pretty Terrifying
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Some Old Dried Out Nipples
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Some Girl Named Bebe Rexha Tits
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Cate Blanchett Looks 100 Years Old…
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Drunk Dude Caught Drinking a 6 Pack
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Huge Tits..
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Everything is cute in Asia
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Katharine McPHee in a Tight Skirt Bent Over
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Heidi Klum Black and White Tits
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Gold Man Sachs – Paid for Hookers
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How Dubstep Was Founded
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Kid Shotos Dad with Nerf Gun Daily
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Jojo Does a Booty Pop
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Young Actress named Danielle Campbell – TOpless
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Gordon Ramsey’s Wife has a Miscarriage 5 Months Into Pregnancy – ROUGH
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Magic Tricks – Anyone Can Do
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Weird Swiss Tunnel Opening Ceremony
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Bella Throne at a Party
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Bella Thorne Nice Long Legs
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Camilla Alves in a Tight Dress – Sucking Baby Food
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Tight Dress
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Adriana Lima – Cleavage
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Guy Mods Powerglove to Run Drone
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Courtney Stodden will have a Gay Baby…According to Courtney Stodden
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Ashley James in a Bikini
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Crazy Man Training in Europe – Prank.
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Demi Rose is a Slut in a Tight Dress
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Some Slut Named Scarlett Leithhold in Bikinis
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Marion Cotillard Topless
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Art History of the Selfie
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Molly Sims Tits
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Girls in Sunglasses!
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Random Tumblr Porn – Chosen By Me – Because I am the Expert in Tumblr Porn….
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Amateur Sex Tape Fuck Ups
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Dorm Masturbation
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Just a Pussy Rub
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Big Tits in Red Lingerie
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Some Big Asian Fake Tits
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Curvy Girl has Moves
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The Campsite of Topless Girls
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Get a Damn Male Masturbator – Its Time To Let a Machine Jerk You Off
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Need To Find Drugs Near You?
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