I wasn’t shot in a mass shooting last night and I feel pretty lucky about it….because I get to sit here and look at vapid idiots pushing product on us…with their bullshit social media support, hate, condolences when they are just all bullshit…because that is the world we live in…
A World where ALF’s death doesn’t create mass mourning like he was Prince, because in a lot of ways…he was all of our prince…people who matter just don’t know it…because I’m old…and the girls I talk to are 19, because despite sucking at life…when it comes to talking to facetuned girls on the internet..because nothing is real….but cellulite is real…so erase that shit…while looking for low level media attention…I’ve won…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Hot Girls – Hot Selfies
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Lil Wayne has a Seizure…
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Close Call at Sword Fight
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Madonna is Gay in the Time of Need
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The Tits Spilling Out of Top…
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The Art History of the Selfie
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Japanese Peddle Roller Coaster
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The Cast of Friday Night Lights at an Event…
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A Man and his Spoon Sports
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Are Women for or Against Dick Pics…
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