My sexting autocorrect fail – was telling a girl offering to eat carrot cake out of my ass that I need to “I’ll Pencil her in”…because I am sophisticated and own a pencil in this penciless world…but my phone said ” I’ll penicillin”…so now she thinks I have VD…that’s what happens when you sext an over-30.
Because young girls, under 25, know nothing more about the clap than anyone, they just think it’s normal and a pussy cold and would likely fuck you even if you told them you had Chlamydia because they know they’ll get it later that month anyway..
The world we live in – is more complex than homophobes killing his gay friends he sent dick pics to….and alligator’s eating kids…where low level celebs are shot signing autographs…but that’s not quite the world. That’s Orlando…Boom.
Here are some morning links…you queers.
Fit Girls in the Sun
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The Best Mug Shot of the Year
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The Fastest Mochi Maker in Japan
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Katie Holmes Looks Like Katie Holmes While Playing Jackie O
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German Guys in the Smallest Elevator
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Kylie Jenner Nipples
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Lady Gaga Crying for the Orlando Shooting…
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Keke Palmer Has the Worst Tattoo
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Rebecca Hall in an Orange Bikini
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Dude Singing at his High School Grad – Brings House Down…
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