If you get drunk and want to get a girl to give you – or at least offer you a blowjob so that you can live out your porn fantasy of face fucking her…
Don’t introduce yourself by saying “titty fuck me like I’m Caitlin Jenner”…
For some reason, people don’t like bad – pop culture – comedy that is more awkward than anything and not just because you squeeze your tits together and stick your tongue out when you say it…
Here are some morning links in the morning…
Girls in Short Shorts – Ass
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Ariel Winter – Tits
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Taylor Swift – Whore
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Kelly Brook – Tits
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Daniela Lopez- Slut
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Girl Catches Catfish – Bare Hands
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Guy Climbs Eiffel Tower – Nuts
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Weird Belly Button Tattoos – Weird
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Iggy Aalea – Garbage
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