It’s the FOURTH OF JULY or JULY FOURTH – I am Canadian but you’re not – so celebrate baby BABY….and if you’re a god loving American, you sure as hell shouldn’t be on the computer, you should be campaigning for TRUMP… unless you’re collecting your time and half pay -or more likely – you have no friends, no life, no goals or aspirations, no family, no interests….but you have internet access and no where to go, no sites to visit and you randomly ended up here…
I’ll be sitting in a park looking at girls in bikinis, since not all of us can afford a beach vacation – you’re not alone loser, I am a loser right here with you….we’re in this together, just don’t talk to me or try to hang out with me. That would make me feel uncomfortable..
Just be drunk..I wrote this drunk….
Here are some sluts in American Flag bikinis…
and a video for yesteryear…
Here are some confederates….
Here are some stepLINKS…I’ll be back later with all the celebrity bikini sluts…unless I get taken out by a firwork or a bikini gir’s boyfriend – in which case – read the archives maybe 5 or 6 years back – and find some of my better posts / jokes / etc….
America Has the Biggest Breasts in the World – Thanks to McDonalds
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Rita Ora Drug Overdose – Or Something
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Dude Asks People About the Fourth of July
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Daisy Dukes Emma Roberts…
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Car Ignores Biker
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Rihanna’s New Slutty video for Star Trek – Cashing In
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July 4th Myths and Facts
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Do You Care Whether Lindsay Lohan Have Any Regrets
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Burgers Inspired by Holidays
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Independence Day Trailer
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Dealing with a Drunk Girlfriend
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