There’s something funny about realizing how irrelevant you are, not that I ever thought I was relevant, amongst real life issues like cops being killed, countries staging COUPS and trucks killing 85 people while they are innocently out celebrating, I am forced to ask myself “what should I post pics of on instagram so that I seem interesting, exciting because I’m not”….
I figure a series of me in lingerie, a different pic a day, wearing my mask would probably do the trick, you know the fat weirdo doing the bruce jenner in his basement apartment…or something equally weird selfies, maybe I could just take pics of girls tanning in the park until I get arrested…or maybe I just post pics of half naked girls, works for other people, just need to do MEMEs where all I post is funny random photoshops of celebrities…or maybe…I should just do nothing because this shit is the fucking devil…this internet thing consuming, depressing, the worst…and being liked by you isn’t really worth shit, but maybe it could make private jet money…
When you don’t leave your house and sit on your phone all weekend – it gives you solid perspective on what’s actually important…nothing.
Here are some morning links in the morning because it is morning of the day…
A Bunch of Girls in Lingerie
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Head Banging Horse
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Kate Hudson’s Ass in a Bikini
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Big Titties in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift and Kanye and Kim are all Fame Whores Together
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Cyclist Ploughs Face First into Car…
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SUV Intentionally Hitting Other Cars
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Some Behind the Scenes Footage of Star Wars Rogue One
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Snake in the Shoe….
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Jenny McCarthy and Tara Reid had a Fight
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Reporter Falls in Love with Shirtless Man During Interview
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Harvesting Guitars from the Bones of NYC
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Underwater in Ireland…
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Madonna Got her Hands Done
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Hot Selfies
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