The closest thing to a life lesson I’ve ever been taught is that if you’re having sex with more than one girl, or if you’re married and you have to fuck other girls to keep you sane enough to not murder suicide your wife, always use condoms with the sketchier one…and I’ve gone through life fighting that – by not using condoms with anyone – figuring if I end up giving my obese wife an STD from my philandering she’ll finally fucking leave me – or maybe we’ll finally have something to talk about – not that I have sex with her…but sometimes…I get cornered and have no choice.
I guess what I am trying to say is that the weirdest thing in our friendship is knowing you have in an asshole…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Girls Who Burn Their Bras…
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show Remake is Terrifying
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Scariest Movie Moments of All Time
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Megyn Kelly Dressed Slutty at the RNC
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Caitlyn Jenner Says it Was Harder to Come Out Republican than TRANNY
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Katy Perry Big Tits for an Ad
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Kate Hudson and Diplo are Fucking
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Is It Time To Get Grandma and Grandpa Some Weed?
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The Most Relaxed Cat in the Squad
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Rose Mcowan Nipples on her Great TIts
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian Make-Out Session
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Seventy Years in Los Angeles
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JOHN Gosselin Works at TGIFridays!!
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Hollywood is Filming a FLATLINERS Reboot – What the Fuck…
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Lady Gaga in a Bikini
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Paramore Sung By Movies – as Bad as You’d Think
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Jessica Abla – Purple Bikini
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Rita Ora’s Tight Yellow Pants
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Pornstar Working Out
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Glass Exploding in Slow Motion
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Man Saves a Deer in Distress
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Taylor Swift Sues Everyone – Even a Guy who Did a Stupid Billboard of Her
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Mila Kunis – Pregnant Mom
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Michelle Obama Carpool Karaoke Weirdness
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Korean Movie Theaters are Awesome
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Average Guy VS Football Players
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Olivia Munn Legs
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Pokemon Go Car Accident
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Magician Wows Penn and Teller
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Celine Dion Porn – But Not Really – Unfortunately
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LET’S HOPE Khloe Kardashian Dies from her Eating Disorder
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Mariah Carey Huge TITS
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Rita Ora in TIght Yellow Pants
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Weird Tape Mime on America’s Got Talent
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The Most Insane Car in Pakistan
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Christie Brinkley Doesn’t Care What You Think About Her Looks
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Mirror Selfies of Babes
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Eugenie Bouchard VS Taylor Swift
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Random Tumblr Porn….
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Real Sloppy Huge TITS
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7 Seconds of Tits
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Threesome of the Day
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Girl Eats Another Girl Out
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Nice Big Ass
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Throwback Nudity – Anni Jurgenson
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Crouching Pussy – Hidden Wang
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Slutty Redhead
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Tits Fall Out at the Waterslide
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Good Demon Pussy
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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