I am in a festival girl hangover, not because I go to music festivals, I’m not a faggot hippie with pain on my face dancing around topless or in costumes like that, especially not for shitty pop bands on the mainstage…but when the festival hits – the streets and bars get filled with so many girls in short fucking ass exposing shorts and their tits out – like an endless stream of those asses in shorts…with their tits out – enough to make a date rapist out of even the kindest man with good intentions – it’s just too much to take…
My favorite festival girl was the one with bruised legs from what must have been a festival gang bang, you know girls these days grow up looking up to porn chicks, and when was rolling around on the side of the street wasted, she kept lifting her dress and slapping her pussy….then she tackled her friend and slapped her pussy…before spending 10 minutes touching tongues with her….I would have filmed it – but I don’t have room on my phone and don’t believe in snapchat.
An experience that brought me hope and that reminded me that leaving the house leads to great memories I can jerk off to when I get home because they all find me too creepy to actually get naked for, they prefer just doing it for the streets…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Huge Tits on a Monday
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Game of Thrones is Ending in 2008
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Bill Clinton Playing with Balloons
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Bai Ling in Ribbons
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Joe Jonas Wants to Kill Gigi Hadid
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Germany’s Most Dangerous Toy
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Apparently – Bruce Jenner is Dating a Young Black Man
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KGB AT THE DNC
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Upset Lady at the Salon
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Kanye’s Weird Song / Video
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Girls in Bed
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