I was on a walk last night, not to get healthy, but to get some cocaine from a friend….and I saw this really hot girl walk into a house…on my walk back I looked at the house she walked into and saw that the window on the ground floor was open…and I thought…”she’s lucky I’m not a rapist, because a rapist would take that as an invitation and they’d go home thinking about it until giving into their urges, while I’ll just jerk off to her, because coke makes me horny and I’m not a rapist, I’m actually too lazy to fuck those willing to fuck me”….kind of thing…
I am just a romantic…
Here are some stepLINKS – rape free in the morning…
Girls with Dark Hair and Light Eyes
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Phoebe Price – Fame Whore Wars
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Bill Burr’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians
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Scotta Baio VS Rose McGowan Twitter War
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Cara Delevinge’s Nipple Detector
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Paris Hilton – Black Bathing SUit
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After All that Noise – KESHA walked awar from her lawsuit
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Miley and her Boyfriend Singing Bieber
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Suicide Squad Had Its Premiere – Here are the sluts…
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All the Inappropriate Moments in James Bond
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