The power is out here, so I went back to sleep, why bother over exerting myself, it’s not like these idiots I write about are going anywhere – right?….
I hate when people talk about my dreams. It’s one of those things that makes me want to choke out my fat wife who is always dreaming about catching the Hamburglar or some shit….but last night I had a dream that I was swimming and my already tiny clit dick, which is like a dick clit but the man version – fell off and I had to dive down looking for it – until I died…probably because it’s already dead..
What does it all mean….dream experts…tell me about my dick dreams…
Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…..
Dimples – a Target for your Cum
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Crazy Whale Right Up on a Boat
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Leo is a Joker as he Dances with Nina Agdal
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Pablo Escobar’s Wealth Visualized
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Jared Leto’s Joker is Getting Bad Reviews…
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Fat Chick Modeling of the Day
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Ikea Says No to Kanye
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Some Slut in Skimpy Bikinis
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Sara Jean Underwood – Still Whoring
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Patton Oswalt on His Wife’s Deaths
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A Girl and All her Bikinis
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Street Performer Covers Matisyahu Song
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