Whenever I see a girl buying cut pineapple at the grocery store- I know exactly what she’s up to…so I look at her and smile and she turns away bashful or maybe disgusted that I’m smiling at her in a creepy way – that assumes she’s buying pineapple for her pussy taste when she’s being eaten out – without realizing that maybe she just likes goddamn pineapples and maybe it is for her breakfast smoothie….
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