You can’t text and walk anymore because everyone screams from their car “did you catch any pokemon fat fuck”…and other amazingly sad and painful words…when really all I’m doing is negotiating nudes from a tinder – which is very important business – it is my dot com billionaire strategy, but I guess when Steve Jobs pitched a personal computer, everything thought he was wasting his time also…and look at him now…he’s dead…and we’re all his little bitches..
Here are some stepLINKS
Fan Girls – Doing Fan Girl Things..
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Vanessa Hudgens – Braless Shoper
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I am Still Watching the Johnny Depp Video of Him Not Beating up Amber Heard Like He Should Have Been
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The Man with the Dumbest Aquarium in his Living Room
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Bella Thorne Bikini Bike Ride
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Elon Musk Says We Are Living in a Simulation
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Vine Star is Trolling the Olympics
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Chris Evans Dog Won’t Let Him Do Push Ups
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Joseph Gordon Levitt Plays the Drums
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Puerto Rico’s First Medal Celebration…the Edit…
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The Evolution of Racing Helmets
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